Today at Wendys...

Today at lunch, my husband informed me that I throw the watch that he just bought me away. I informed him that the "watch he just bought me" was at least 5 years old and that I didn't throw it away, I lost it! I then informed him that he never wears the "new" Citizen watch that I bought him a couple of years ago anyway. He proceeded to tell me that I didn't buy him in a new watch. I interrupted him and told him that the watch can be found in the bottom of the chicken bowl. (We have lots a chicken bowls but this one, he likes to throw what I call “junk” into the bowl.) He laughed and put a reminder in his phone so that he could remember to get the watch out of the “junk chicken bowl.”