3rd Wheel

I draged my husband to the movies to see Breaking Dawn. While watching the previews he turns to me and says "I wouldn't mind being a third wheel to that!" I look at him totally confused. All I'm thinking about is Breaking Dawn and right now we are just watching a preview for Friends with Benefits, staring Mila Kunis, Justin Timberlake, and Woody Harrelson. I turn to him and say "what the hell are you talking about? He informs me that he's really funny and he thinks that Justin Timberlake & Woody Harrelson and himself would be a great together.

Princess Chicken Bedtime Story

One night I asked my husband to tell me a bedtime story and it went like this...
Once upon at time, there lived a Princess Chicken who was banned to her family tower. She grew up from a small little chic to a beautiful young chicken with full feathers.
After many years of being cooped up in the tower, she decided it was time to spread her wings and fly away. So she jumped up to the window ledge and shook her feathers and prepared to leave the tower forever. "Goodbye Tower, I'm leaving forever" she said as she prepared for her new journey. She spread her wings and began counting "one, two three.." she jumped from the window, and then she died.... because chickens can't fly!
Good night, I love you!

Strange Minds Think Alike

Last night while watching the stupid tv, a commercial came on. I know, I was shocked too but who pays attention to commercials? I wasn’t, but then announcer said “when you have FUN and AWESOME, you get FWESOME!” I whipped my head around to look at my husband in disbelieve. With a look of disdain on his face, he said “Are you thinking what I’m thinking? They stole our word and we should sue!”  And yes, that was what I was thinking… they stole our word, Fwesome!

Only a quarter stupid!

We went to visit my girlfriend at work. She's a bartender and it was Mother's Day so the place was pretty dead. But we were drinking beer and having a wonderful time. Derek goes to the jukebox to play some music. After about 15 minutes I turn to him and tell him that he has great taste in music and that I must have taught him well. He replies "I'm not completely stupid as you seem to think I am!" To which I reply "I don't think your completely stupid; only a quarter stupid!"

Today was funny, yet!

We got up early for work and found out that we had a flat tire, so there really wasn't anything funny about that. BUT it's almost five and I sure something funny will happen!!

The dryer is our friend...

So yesterday I told you the story of my husband, my money and my dryer and this morning I was not disappointed with my dryer! I opened the dryer door to find a dollar bill! I started to laugh and couldn't believe that I just found a dollar after the conversation my husband and I had yesterday!!! I started to pull more clothes out and found 3 more dollar bills! I love that dryer!

Something funny: I drove to work this morning to give my husband a break from driving all the time. Of course he couldn't keep his fingers off the radio and was acting like a little kid. As we were driving on the causeway bridge and we were at the top of said bridge, I saw two pelicans flying right next to us. I turn to my husband and told him to jump out the window and try to catch those birds!! My husband replied, “You’re funny Stupidface!”

Fighting over money... well not really!

Derek sends me an instant message... "The dryer is making money!" So I call him right away and demand that he tells me how much there is, but that it really doesn't matter because it is all mine!! He informs me that he is not going to tell me because I have to guess! So I inform him that there should be $7.00 and once again it belongs to me. I am the boss of the world and any money that comes out of the dryer is mine.  He tells me that it was $6.00 but that I can have the 7^th dollar if I can find it in the dryer.

Today at Wendys...

Today at lunch, my husband informed me that I throw the watch that he just bought me away. I informed him that the "watch he just bought me" was at least 5 years old and that I didn't throw it away, I lost it! I then informed him that he never wears the "new" Citizen watch that I bought him a couple of years ago anyway. He proceeded to tell me that I didn't buy him in a new watch. I interrupted him and told him that the watch can be found in the bottom of the chicken bowl. (We have lots a chicken bowls but this one, he likes to throw what I call “junk” into the bowl.) He laughed and put a reminder in his phone so that he could remember to get the watch out of the “junk chicken bowl.”