Hooters

I informed the waitress at Hooters that I would like to order my winges naked with extra hot sauce. Upon receiving those naked wings I found out they we cold! I turn to my husband and said "My winds are cold!" He replied with " maybe they 're cold because they don't have a sweater on!"

Chinese food

I told my husband that he needed to close the cable box on the side of house before it rains because the house might catch on fire and burn down with the cat inside and then the cat would just be Chinese food.