Today was funny, yet!

We got up early for work and found out that we had a flat tire, so there really wasn't anything funny about that. BUT it's almost five and I sure something funny will happen!!

The dryer is our friend...

So yesterday I told you the story of my husband, my money and my dryer and this morning I was not disappointed with my dryer! I opened the dryer door to find a dollar bill! I started to laugh and couldn't believe that I just found a dollar after the conversation my husband and I had yesterday!!! I started to pull more clothes out and found 3 more dollar bills! I love that dryer!

Something funny: I drove to work this morning to give my husband a break from driving all the time. Of course he couldn't keep his fingers off the radio and was acting like a little kid. As we were driving on the causeway bridge and we were at the top of said bridge, I saw two pelicans flying right next to us. I turn to my husband and told him to jump out the window and try to catch those birds!! My husband replied, “You’re funny Stupidface!”

Fighting over money... well not really!

Derek sends me an instant message... "The dryer is making money!" So I call him right away and demand that he tells me how much there is, but that it really doesn't matter because it is all mine!! He informs me that he is not going to tell me because I have to guess! So I inform him that there should be $7.00 and once again it belongs to me. I am the boss of the world and any money that comes out of the dryer is mine.  He tells me that it was $6.00 but that I can have the 7^th dollar if I can find it in the dryer.

Today at Wendys...

Today at lunch, my husband informed me that I throw the watch that he just bought me away. I informed him that the "watch he just bought me" was at least 5 years old and that I didn't throw it away, I lost it! I then informed him that he never wears the "new" Citizen watch that I bought him a couple of years ago anyway. He proceeded to tell me that I didn't buy him in a new watch. I interrupted him and told him that the watch can be found in the bottom of the chicken bowl. (We have lots a chicken bowls but this one, he likes to throw what I call “junk” into the bowl.) He laughed and put a reminder in his phone so that he could remember to get the watch out of the “junk chicken bowl.”